."The only thing about myself I know for sure is that I don't know anything."
Opiates are my favorite food group
Seriously contemplating taking some laxative butt the last time was just so savage uncontrollable
I think if Oprah came in and personally intervened on all if our lives we’d each be so much better off
I only want to reincarnate as a chocolate chip waffle
an animal not wanting me petting them hurts more than any anon ever could